Casey Anthony is Too Controversial For Porn. Really?

Seen here having a goddamn blast at her sentencing hearing today, and why wouldn’t she? She’ll be out next week. Casey Anthony’s career in porn is over just as soon as it began which seems to happen a lot when sex is involved. At least to me because I’m so good at at it. TMZ reports:

“It has become obvious to us that Vivid fans, and people in general, want nothing to do with her and that includes a XXX movie.”
Hirsch explains, “We were ready to make an offer to Casey to star in one of our feature films. It’s clear to me now, however, that there has been an overwhelmingly negative response to our offer and so we’ve decided to withdraw it.”
He adds, “We now believe that we underestimated the emotional response that people are having to the verdict. A movie starring Casey Anthony is not what people want to see.”

Look, I’m not about to call Steve Hirsch out on milking this thing for publicity because I’m not writing Casey Anthoy posts to travel back in time and stop a mother from duct-taping her kid to death. That said, there’s no fucking way he expects us to believe people who watch porn magically developed a sense of decorum overnight considering every single guy reacted to yesterday’s news with, “Yeah, I’d probably look at that.” Granted, Steve Hirsch has access to more data than I do, I guarantee there’s a very small demographic out there willing to stop mid-bate because the naked women having sex in front of them was controversially acquitted of murder charges. “Her mom tried to say she was Googling chlorophyll? Jesus, I’m going to be disgusted when I’m done here. SHOCK-A-BOOEY! — Or maybe not.” *whistles over to the Kleenex*