Casey Anthony Has Porn Offers Already

Casey Anthony, whose guilt I’ve proven beyond a shadow of a doubt here, is already receiving the inevitable porn offers literally everyone saw coming because if you’re going to murder your kid and get away with it in this country, the least you can do is have sex on camera or you really are a goddamn monster. TMZ reports:

Hours after she was found not guilty of murdering her 2-year-old daughter Tuesday, Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch called up Casey’s lawyer, Jose Baez, to discuss the possibility of a business relationship.
Hirsch tells TMZ … “Whether you agree with the verdict or not, Casey will want to move forward with her life and has a right to make a living. It’s not going to be easy for her and we believe we can help her make the transition into a new life.”

Hirsch added, “The important thing is Casey was found innocent by a jury of her peers, so it’s time to let this poor woman regain her dignity by taking two cocks to the ass, and possibly one to the face. We all deserve to pick ourselves up after we’ve fallen and then pleasure ourselves with a double-sided dildo for money because we’re toxically unemployable. It’s what America was founded on.”