Hot Katy Perry’s in Rolling Stone Again

And now for something completely non-depressing: Those.

Katy Perry appears in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, and it looks like she actually took my advice to heart from last year’s spread which is entirely how I’m going to read this and justify honking her breasts if I ever see her in public. I’ve awakened you!

“It just feels like the thing running our country is a bank, money,” she says. “I know it sounds like an intense viewpoint, but I’m only slowly but surely getting the wool taken off my eyes. When I was a kid, I asked questions about my faith. Now I’m asking questions about the world.”
She continues: “I think we are largely in desperate need of revolutionary change in the way our mindset is. Our priority is fame, and people’s wellness is way low. I saw this knowing full well that I’m a part of the problem. I’m playing the game, though I am trying to reroute. Anyway, not to get all politically divulging and introspective, but the fact that America doesn’t have free health care drives me fucking absolutely crazy, and is so wrong.“

And just in case her parents’ head didn’t explode with the free health care talk, Katy’s also obsessed with the History Channel show Ancient Aliens, too:

“Oh my God,” she says. “When it talks about the sky people, how everyone comes from the sky and how the Pyramids were used for star observations, it’s too much for me. It all seems to connect the dots. It’s blowing my mind.”

So for those of you keeping score at home, Katy Perry has gone from evangelical Christian to socialist/UFO conspiracy theorist. Now, I’m not suggesting Russell Brand is the devil and seduced her away from the church, but we can’t know for certain unless we burn him at the stake. Also, he’s been known to play a pan flute in the woods while compelling men to fornicate with women who aren’t their wives. Probably should’ve mentioned that.